Anonymous: really? you don't some hot young thing? a handsome gent like you? don't even have your eye on someone at least?

People I like are either gay (really) or live too far away. Like 1000s of miles.

Anonymous: You're quite a looker. ;) Got someone special or are you free for the taking?

You dear anon are way to kind. Last time I checked I was young(ish), free and single.  

2004:  fear that people of the internet find me in real life.
2012:  fear that real life people find me on the internet.